1.) Because last night I had a nightmare that I was pregnant. I'm pretty sure I woke up screaming and sweating.

2.) Because I don't have anything else to talk about at the moment.

3.) Because some ideas are just to good to let go of as yesterday's news.

I present to you, Poo Musuem:

ludicn: god - Allie got this magazine in the mail the other day, vogue or something, and I pull it out of the mail box and I'm assaulted with this photo of this HUGE stomach - GROSS

violentpunkgrl: i saw that at the grocery store!

ludicn: isn't that horrible!?

violentpunkgrl: i went to the museum of science and stuff in Oregon and there was this whole exhibit about giving birth, with diagrams of the baby coming out and x rays and everything. and details! i was like "NEVER! no babies coming out of me!"

ludicn: museum of science!? jeez. can't they talk about physics or space or something? why babies!?

violentpunkgrl: it was in the part dedicated to the body. ugh

ludicn: well did they have a whole setup on defecating? that would've been better. maybe we should write letters

violentpunkgrl: i would be way more excited about that

ludicn: seriously. I can see this like plastic model of the bum with a brown plastic piece of poop halfway coming out

violentpunkgrl: and a computer program to analyze your poo "you need more fiber in your diet!" people would go to oregon just for that

ludicn: I would! oh! and maybe an automated pooping machine! like "this is how poop is made", but super speed, so you can see it made right before your eyes

violentpunkgrl: it could be a model of a person and you could see them eat something then it would travel all the way to out their butt

ludicn: yes, there would be different textures depending upon what was fed into it corn poop like ice cream poop maybe

violentpunkgrl: i think Justin would totally fund that exhibit

ludicn: I'm sure he'd want to be a part of the exhibit. and then next to it would be the pee one, of course, with his pH balance charts

violentpunkgrl: of course. maybe we should just open our own poop museum. or roadside attraction

ludicn: good call. then we could include animals and insects as well

violentpunkgrl: and put gross signs in the bathroom encouraging people to look at their poo

ludicn: photo ops! like the log ride. we could call it the log ride, even. except it's just a regular restroom

violentpunkgrl: maybe have clear toilets so you can watch the poo circle and go down

ludicn: yeah! and maybe a septic tank, disassembled and put on display

violentpunkgrl: yum! we could have an "adult' section with poo porn

ludicn: oh no. yes!

violentpunkgrl: ew ew ew

ludicn: maybe Laura could help us with the info for that

violentpunkgrl: oh yes

ludicn: Tollef suggests old poo, petrified.

violentpunkgrl: yeah! dino poo! wow. i can't wait

ludicn: seriously. and we can make the clothes for the gift shop. poo shirts, poo hats, poo shaped sunglasses

violentpunkgrl: poo everywhere!, and pee drinks in the cafeteria. and poo sandwiches

ludicn: mountain dew. or real pee I guess, for the hippies

violentpunkgrl: but free Ph testing!

ludicn: making pee happen, every day. that can be our motto. making poo happen, every day

violentpunkgrl: we bring poo to you!

ludicn: but we really don't, because they have to come there to see it, unless we have a transport device?

violentpunkgrl: members of the museum could be "friends of poo"