Driving to work just a bit ago I was stopped at a light and I noticed an attractive boy walking in the parking lot to my right. I�m watching as he walks to a car, puts some things in it, shuts the door and turns around to head back into the building he came out of. As soon as he turns around I immediately let out a weak cry of disappointment with �tisk tisk� overtones, for what horrid sight have mine eyes fallen upon? Nothing other than a large nautical star adorns each of his elbows.

Sigh. People. Please, please, please, I beg of you, stop with the nautical stars already. Just stop. It has gone far enough.