Yesterday after my really tense and annoying day I called my friend Stoney and offered to pay him $5 to smoke me out. He didn't answer his cell phone so I left a message. He called me back about 5 minutes later and said that you know what, he's not selling anymore (yes I knew that, I think that's the 5th time you've told me) and he didn't have any herb but if you want I can give my friend a call to hook you up a gram. Being the broke ass that I am I politely declined.

But I mean what the fuck!? How do you go by a nick name of Stoney but not have any weed!?