Answer: "I'm glad you're leaving because you're the only person who knows all my secrets so now I have less chance of getting in trouble."

Question: What shouldn't you say on your coworker's farewell video when it's going to be viewed in a room full of people you work with?

oopsie. Does it seem to you like I do things like this a lot? Because it does to me... The statement wasn't even completely true because there are at least two other people I work with who know things about me (duh), but the camera went on and I started talking and that's what came out....but hey it got a good laugh, so there's that.